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Math Riddles. Easter Jokes for Kids. Scavenger Hunt Riddles for Kids and Teens. Disney Jokes. A: Tulips! Q: What do you call a well-dressed lion? A: A dandy lion! Q: What is Spring's favorite kind of pickle? A: Daffo-dills. Q: When is it impossible to plant flowers?
A: When you haven't botany. Q: Why did the farmer bury all his money? A: To make his soil rich! What did the seed say to the flower? A: OK, Bloomer. Q: Why did one bee tease the other? A: Because he was acting like a bay-bee! Q: How does a bee brush its hair? A: With its honeycomb. Q: What month of the year is the shortest?
A: May — it only has 3 letters. Q: Why did the bird go to the hospital? A: It needed tweetment. Q: What's the best flower for a boy to give to his mother?
A: A son-flower Q: Why are oak trees so forgiving? A: Every Spring, they turn over a new leaf. Why is everyone so tired on April 1? Because they've just finished a long, 31 day March! What season is it when you are on a trampoline? What flowers grow on faces? Tulips Two-lips! Why are trees very forgiving? Why is the letter A like a flower? A bee B comes after it! When do people start using their trampoline?
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